dear Strong Bad, how do you skeet with those boxing gloves on?

what in the el*n m*sk transphobia is that?? I’m so sorry.

not as funny as what they call canned whipped cream.

Hersheys may be shit but at least it isn’t Ballmer.

lol. lmao

I have always tried to be nice to you but if there was a time I was mean or came across as mean, I apologize.

the funny thing is that biden resigning would mean we get president kamala *now* and gives her the incumbent advantage. like, does he think this is an own or something?

Aaron Sorkin, you already did immeasurable damage to American politics with The West Wing, maybe shut up and go back to snorting coke.

what a boopable little nose! *boop*

tired: flop-house wired: flow-fowse