I’m not the main character. I’m the NPC with an unskippable cutscene you have to watch again every time you fail this level (and it’s a hard level).

The real battle is between the action scene and the writer who desperately doesn't want to write the goddamn action scene.

It’s hard to pick just one, but I was definitely grinning at the collective “ooohh” that went up from the audience when Matt used the phrase “the exit wound of the formative event.”

Joined Bluesky because of the cool cats at the Fourth Street Fantasy Convention. Haunting this staircase because, well, I shan't say.