My baby eats purees and large chunks of food and it's fine? But he also drinks formula so he's a lost cause.

My boss just texted me to tell me what section of the cemetery my grandmother is in. A very odd thing to do?

Here is a free tip from me to you: never look at a dermatology book. If you must catalog one, do so without looking at it.

I would love to hear a mashup of a bunch of people's Pigeon voices.

The founding fathers were the babies of their day, when they were born

Sent my kids to an alternative school but all they did was teach how to wall someone into a catacomb. It was a Montressori School

Somewhat confusingly, a song about the days of the week?

There is a crocodile One of her stuffies is not listening She needs more binkies She needs to tell her brother she loves him It's time to do yoga There is a shadow This is a restaurant. What you want, Mommy? She needs to wash her hair again She needs to tell me the word of the day 2/

Reasons Zoe cannot go to bed: She's thirsty She's hungry She has to go potty It's her baby chick's birthday She has to go potty again She's not even tired There is a scary dino She's not ready for a big girl bed She doesn't have to sleep if she doesn't want to 1/

Last year for the office party we went to an Indian restaurant bc our HR person had never had Indian food. This year we're doing Thai, ditto. It's nice that she's open to trying new things but interesting that it's apparently just once a year.