Look if you were say, Cruella DeVille, you would marry a Dalmatian tour guide. Now I’m not implying she’s trying to go full drip with her accessories but I’m not NOT implying she’s going full drip, ya know?

That’s weird Pam but ya know, people eat baked beans with eggs so🤷🏻‍♀️

I think even God would laugh at this one😂👏🏽

In the beginning there was darkness. God, being a father, hated to waste electricity.

showing up in the timeline "WHEEEEEEE"

*loads it with flavor*

😘

Lots of thinking on this

[speed dating] *hands him a piece of gum*

Happy birthday @kattsdogma.bsky.social I 💗U