This is absolutely horrifying. 10/10 no notes

I would like to order one bacon loin cloth

Invite a buddy and get one of those two part horse costumes in dick size

If I was a movie line I’d want to be the line of radiation Godzilla breaths out with it’s atomic breath

Using this as my legal defense

My two cents: Parasitism is underrated. I know it's stigmatized, but the net calories are solid and you get to travel for free.

It means it’s time to watch the Adult Swim video called ”Unedited Footage of a Bear” on youtube

That is too many degrees of celsius

I don’t want to check, but if a sounding subreddit exists, I assume this is exactly what they boast about