We watched Freaks (1932) and that stuck to mind

Preach

Live at a normal speed, die at a reasonable age, and leave a regular-looking corpse

Doing rails with god

This account is now sponsored by the Woods™. The Woods™: "Go ahead and go in 'em. Don't even...don't even worry about it."

You are a true inspiration. Oh to be able to finish chores

Paul Blart

You’re not my supervisor 😡

If my homies call me they become my enemies for the duration of the call

I only go to places that aren’t recommended, to avoid the tourists