Guys you never heard of throwing 105 and their arm falls off in 3 years is bad for baseball.

Here is my sports take for the day: combined no-hitters are bad for baseball!

TFW the washing machine is 100% in rhythm with the music

Ok, I guess that’s the last time I respond to so-called old friends with more than just “Sup”.

Got a text from an old friend I hadn’t heard from since Jan 2020. How’s it going? I responded then he ghosts me. WTF. I assumed he had something to show off or gloat about!

Hell I left when I was 16. Now I’m 43 - I wanted to go somewhere else. Maybe I will leave again one day, but I’m not sure if there will be enough time.

This place is not without its charm, of course, though that is fading. The people have ruined it - it’s now a caricature of something others imagined it to be. If it were not for my family (what is left of it) who I must care for, I would go elsewhere. no question.

Childless unassimilated child of unassimilated German immigrant, checking in. I don’t own a couch either.

Jesus maybe I am concussed after that car accident. I’m thinking about contacting my ex! The bad one!

TFW your great aunt gives you $25 because you changed out her printer’s toner. Stackin paper fool