I’ve explored many different approaches and processes in my multi-decade writing career. Outlining. Pantsing. Fast writing. Slow and deliberate writing. Coffee shop writing. Monastic cell writing. Public shrieking. Grave robbing. Cannibalism. Arson. None of them work. #writingTips

Well, not singly. Have you tried all the combinations?

You have to admit, the arson was kind of fun though...

Oh no.

Its not the destination that's important its the public shrieking along the way

Oh, i see the problem. No interpretive dance!

I’m shocked cannibalism didn’t work. Were they “condo raised” or did they “own property”?

Have you completed a novel?

Arborism, dadaism, expressive movement, yaoi, neoclassical revival.

You just needed a puppy

But at least the grave robbing can be fun, and might lend some interesting plot twists. 👍