The best part of a long weekend is getting to tell my co-workers: C U Next Tuesday 😊

The local McDonalds establishments finally stopped offering Hot Mustard and I may never eat another McNugget again (which is probably for the best anyway).

Me. Just because.

Interpreting my father: Him: How do I take a picture of the squiggly things I need for the football game? Translation: how do I take a screenshot of my football tickets on my iPhone? (The squiggly things were, in fact, the QR code)

It’s my cake day. 47 trips around the sun. The kids are in bed. I have a joint and a bottle of wine. Perfect.

#LetsGoOilers

I get a little unreasonable about hockey and football. But I do realize it's just a sport and doesn't really matter, and then I move on before long. 😆

Last night the #Oilers faced as shitty of a goalie as you could ever dream of in the playoffs and somehow Skinner managed to sink to a whole other level of shitty. I don’t get why people and the sport media defend him so strongly. He’s going to cost them a cup and their star players.

Please, thank you, and sorry.