Update: I had a chicken cutlet hero for lunch. Def not on my diet 😒

I didn't stop for a BLT on my way to work. Feeling good about my self control right about now, bc a BLT is def not on my diet

If your dog weighs more than a 4th grader, perhaps it shouldn't be living in your tiny nyc apartment 🤔

OTD: The Disco Biscuits at Majestic Theater (2001). Listen: archive.org/details/db2001-09-13.shnf

Welcome!

If I follow you on Twitter but not on here lmk and I'll follow back.

Split the driving. Makes sense

Same 😜

I'm going for drinks with a new coworker after work today. He has a common name, so I can't even digitally stalk even a little. So I'm going in blind.

Ghosty, you are an enigma wrapped in a mystery