Oh good. The cop now. yay.
EXCELLENT use of Prime Day (I did an Adult Thing and replaced my nearly-dead air conditioner, which is probably good because August won't kill me but that money was set aside for a prop replica and being an Adult kinda sucks...).
Darkman.
Passing out. Please boost my post so I can do laundry before the meeting to stop the gentrification of my block.
As my Uncle Andy would say, "Ayup."
As you know, I live where the thing happened and I can tell you: even the local news isn't that interested. Apart from the gentleman who actually died protecting his family.
As someone whose former youth group had a "special meeting" of all of its members so that the pastors could warn them about ME SPECIFICALLY as a "threat to their faith," I couldn't agree more. "God's will" and "sin of the mind" can fark right off.
Appalachia stretches all the way into Pennsylvania, and while I'm not saying I dusted off "Der lange verborgene Freund" to give JD a little brauche to worry about, I'm not saying I didn't.