dog ran away recently and they want to track it. they’re going to attach the apple watch to his collar

just found out my rich boyfriends parents bought his dog an apple watch. an apple watch. for their dog. we need class warfare now.

it’s moments like this that make me happy to be alive just so I can experience the absurdity of modern life

today i learned that 1) my office is a block away from tammany hall 2) tammany hall is now a petco flagship store

Jonathan Safran Foer and Natlien Portman is Ryan Gosling and the twin flames cult girl for people who’s Binchtopia is the Ezra Klein show

the next season of White Lotus should be set at one of those ski resorts that’s really just a landfill, if they don’t go for something that heavy-handed no one will get it again

the Woman In Tech experience is all ur coworkers assuming you must be a product marketing manager

The problem with capitalism is it distorts the natural balance of Fucking Around & Finding Out by creating a class that is allowed nearly infinite fuckery with zero finding out

i must not quote-skeet bad content. engagement is the account-killer. dunking is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the bait. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past i will mute. only my feed will remain