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Hank of Decline Podcast & Comics - hausofdecline.com Patreon - patreon.com/hausofdecline Store - store.hausofdecline.com
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New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/bitch-... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me dig own very tiny grave on the cheap and then attempt to become super small over the course of my life so I can fit in it.

A man says "my girlfriend is a bitch..."
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A man says "turns out my favourite director was a domestic abuser." Another man puts his hand on the other guy's shoulder and says "sucks for you man." He then effusively states "every piece of media I've ever enjoyed was made by a good person..." He then smugly points to him self. He continues "...and thus, I am a good person."
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New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/ginger... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subcribe to see me whimsically cut vegetables with tiny guillotine.

A British woman who has just given birth looks at her newborn and says "'E's a Gingih"
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A bunch of cool guys in leather jackets and sunglasses and small penises are hanging out under a banner that says "Small Penis Club." A man with an average penis looks at the longlingly and says "man, those small penis guys are so cool." It is revealed he is standing under and "Average Penis Club" sign with two very nerdy average penis guys. He laments "wish I could be like them one day." One nerdy average penis guy comes up to him and asks "so what are your favorite tabletop RPGs.?"
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New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/french... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me spin around real fast in circles with copper wire attached to me attempting to generate my own electricity.

More dumb shit that happens to me... A woman says to me "you dress in such a unique way!"
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New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/french... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me spin around real fast in circles with copper wire attached to me attempting to generate my own electricity.

More dumb shit that happens to me... A woman says to me "you dress in such a unique way!"
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A man says "think I'm gonna taper off the anti-depressants" He says "hey, this isn't so bad. I feel pretty go-" He then is immediately zonked out and starts pixellating. The next thing he knows he's in his underwear on the roof of a building. Others are pleading him not to jump. He asks himself "aw jeez, how did end up here?"
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New comic on Patreon. www.patreon.com/posts/agp-ma... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me luge down a steep hill into the world's largest jello, ruining it.

AGP Mart, Toronto
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A man points to himself and says "I'm tired of looking like everyone else. I'm gonna start dressing fashionably." He gets his new vestments together and says "I got this mauve shirt and these funky little glasses." He goes to the bathroom and comments "O'm also dying my hair an unusual colour." He looks in the mirror at his final look and he's Milhouse.
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New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/chyron... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me shoot at a guy's feet while shouting "Dance!"

A man in a suit says "Ms. Decline! Your comics have become so well-know, we'd like to interview you for TV news!. Alex hands him a card and says "great. can you please use this phrase for my chyron?"
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Haus of Decline
@hausofdecline.bsky.social
Hank of Decline Podcast & Comics - hausofdecline.com Patreon - patreon.com/hausofdecline Store - store.hausofdecline.com
64.5k followers198 following853 posts