Blue Jays bug me. Always shoveling all the seedto on the ground to get to the sunflower seeds.

Such a shit idea.

We all assume that because he's a guy he fucked the couch, but this couch, in a candid interview, says otherwise.

Cocaine sharknado sounds like a fun addition to the franchise.

apnews.com/article/fact... THE AP HAS PULLED THE ARTICLE DENYING THAT JD VANCE FUCKED A COUCH. I REPEAT, THEY HAVE PULLED THE ARTICLE.

That's exactly what a couch fucker seeking a VP position would want us to believe.

Well slap my cushion and call me naughty, I totally thought the JD camp would have paid them more to keep it.

If you listen closely, you can hear the rattling in his skull.

replace a word from a movie title with COUCH and that is jd vances biopic I'll do first alien vs couch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The silence of the Couch The Good , the Bad and the Couch Eternal Sunshine of the spotless couch 2001 a Couch Odyssey Midnight Couch boy. These are fun.