which celebrity would you sit with in the bathroom as they took a shit, start to finish? mine’s mads mikkelsen

would julia fox care if her ovary exploded? no, she’d blot her lipstick and move on💄

oh shit there’s also a small bottle of 🗣️LOTION🗣️

please come to my bed and massage me i don’t have lube or a table but i have nudity and a dream of relaxation

what people say: “rest and take care of yourself” what i hear: “smoke this, dip your body in glitter, and punt your brain into the galaxy”

note: my feet are large and unwashed, i have to say that for business purposes now

can someone detach and reassemble my shoulders, can trade for corn chips and feet pics

Congrats on posting the most stoned skeet I’ve seen all day long.

300mg - 30mg = 270mg welcome welcome to 270mg

i always knew i had it in me 🥹