𝘜𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺. 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦. 𝘕𝘰. 𝘚𝘩𝘦—𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 .. 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘥. 𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘌𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘥𝘦. … 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮. “H — .. Hello..!”

// putting my big girl pants on and very boldly and bravely liking people’s interaction posts going in boys 🫡

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝘈 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮 𝘊𝘪𝘵𝘺. 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱 𝘧𝘢𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘤, 𝘸𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘯𝘦𝘨𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭. 𝘚𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦—𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘸. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

// HELLO PARTY PEOPLE

a computer generated image of a cartoon character with a hat on

ALT: a computer generated image of a cartoon character with a hat on

// lololol I’d be happy to throw my nymph at u, but getting around that would be a bit hard considering her current situation ;; unless we want to come up with some creative workaround

// eyes BULGE OUT OF SKULL IS THAT A GOD I SEE hello helloooo 😈

𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝 ——————— ∞ ——————— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧

You're 𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗼𝘂𝘀... do you need a job? How many 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 can you suck? Ooh, I could make you a star. Yeah, a star. 𝗣𝗼𝗿𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿. Okay, yup, bring me another drink or 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖. ︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶

ᴡʜʏ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ ᴀᴘᴏʟᴏɢɪᴢᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʀ ɪ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ? ᴛʜᴇʏ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴀᴘᴏʟᴏɢɪᴢᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴀʏ. ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴘᴜꜱʜᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ.

❝𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐃𝐨 𝐟𝐫е𝐚𝐤𝐲, 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬❞

a cartoon character is dancing on a stage in a dark room with a blue background .

ALT: a cartoon character is dancing on a stage in a dark room with a blue background .