War Pigs is the best anti war song because there’s none of this “bring our soldiers home, Mr president, we need peace and leave sir” bullshit, it’s just pure You are satanic goblins who mass murder for fun, you’re going to hell, you will be eaten alive for your sins, fuck you, no mercy

Bobby Ca$h

Listen, all we can do as parents is be better and also be sad for the rest of our lives.

Evergreen post applicable to any time in the last 2 decades.

Wanna compare notes? We tried to show her our vacation photos and she immediately lost interest and told a 20 min story about seeing a guy get beat up at Home Depot. Existence is torture!

My wife once called a pile of feathers “bird leaves.”

Me: I’ll just be alone forever. You: Dog!!! Me: Perhaps I’ll befriend a crow.

Me: I miss my internet friends now that we’ve all left the bad app. You: They’re all on one of several other apps now! Me: It’s like they’ve all just disappeared and I don’t get to know about their lives now. You: They’re posting! One of them got a dog! Me: I guess that’s it then. It’s over.

For months, I have been posting that "Moms For Liberty" was neither composed of "moms" nor "for liberty". It turns out that I was right. The founder of "Moms for Liberty" is (a) a guy, (b) who is a registered sex offender, and (c) claims that he was framed. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/imagi...

If you’re over 40 and wanna get emotionally devastated; I mean feelings just wrecked to shit, listen to the new Blink song.