Tbf it should be illegal to be this hot

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Honestly, it’s fucked up that if Gensokyo were real, I’d die as soon as I entered the forest of magic. Illegal

Mommy? I mean uh, mommy? I mean,

I like to think that the phoenix wright stage plays are canon, because I want this to be real

403 forbidden!! She is in jail…

Just found out he most likely died of Covid. the jokes write themselves

honestly, hats off to whoever wrote this Wikipedia article

*giving the eulogy at Meat Loaf’s funeral* nobody knows why he was called that but it was probably because of how awful his penis looked

i think it’s because he said being forced to wear a mask on a plane was equivalent to nazis, while he himself had asthma. it’s because he had a meatloaf for a brain

estou usando o google tradutor, desculpe se isso não faz sentido!