I have never once in my life been prepared to see what an anteater looks like and I don't think I ever will be
Now I am not saying world wars are good... BUT the sunken ship wrecks are great for corals to grow on, and I think we should consider that
New Olympic sport idea: Surprise Pentathlon. Same rules as modern pentalathon, except the judges pick 5 current Olympic sports from a hat three weeks beforehand, and you'd just better hope you're good at skateboarding, dressage, judo, the 800m and surfing.
Maybe airports could spend a little less investing in security theatre and a little more painting a line 1m from the baggage carousel
If you stand within 1m of the baggage carousel you are a monster and a criminal
IF EVERYONE STANDS BACK FROM THE CAROUSEL WE CAN ALL SEE WHEN OUR BAGS ARE APPROACHING AND HAVE ACCESS TO THEM
In my defence the ATMs here give you money first and you have to ask for your card back
(haggling the prices on an item when everyone has cultural anxiety)
Speaking the lingua franca natively is great, but mastering enough of a second language for secrets from the public is very useful