Glad to see you've come around.

"We make it easy to eat" I'm seeing broccoli in there??

"tAkE iT wItH fOoD" Go fuck yourself.

I'm wondering who invented the 'slice your fingers off' plastic handles on gallon bottles, I just wanna talk.

*whip crack*

Love the ending to a kung-fu film, where the hero kills the villain, and the triumphant music plays, but the hero has flown into such a rage that he's still beating the shit out of the villain's corpse. Then the credits roll.

Oh I'm *horny*-horny.

Rare fight between desire to write gay minotaur sex and playing video games.

Writing minotaurs getting their cocks and butts fucked just comes out of me, like breathing.

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