"The client didn't ask for the cock to have a tongue, so don't fuckin' write it."

The ghost of someone fucked to death haunting their lover to keep whispering about how good that sex was.

I should just write 50,000 words of fucking, not even build-up or setting, just describing stroke and throat game over and over.

Godly.

I need video games to secretly punish players that kill harmless animals and bystanders. Let them do as they please, and then be confused that most people didn't unlock a mandatory boss that fucks them in half.

Wonder how many couples there are fucking to 8-bit game soundtracks.

"I don't have it in me tonight. Maybe it was never in me. Was it all, ALL a fluke?" \*get horny just a little bit* "THE VISIONS ARE CLEAR TO ME, NOW. I MUST CHANNEL MINOTAUR PUSSY INTO TEXT FOR THE MASSES."

King Rhaenyra.

minotaur pussy

The Dragon that doesn't get to fight until after their boss is dead, choosing combat over just fucking leaving.