“You there! Twink in the street! What day is it?” “Why, it’s Vore Day sir!”
At work just now: Coworker: so all dogs go to heaven right? Me: no. Coworker: what do you mean no? Me: some dogs are cops Boss: (under breath) oh my god
A Mayan scribe (right) and his instructor (left) – the dots and lines between them form an early speech-bubble, and it's thought the glyphs refer to sloppy work. So here we have a 1,500yo cartoon of a writer getting a bollocking from his boss! #Writing#AncientScripts#History
worst thing ever: everyone is offline bc they sleep like normal people and my sleep schedule is fucked. my friends are not inside my puter
i mean this with every fiber of my soul: the best thing you can do to improve your mental health is to move out of your parents’ house.
"Your ideas are radical" Bro, I just want everyone to have food, water, shelter and healthcare
