I peed on someone on my couch in 2015 while drunk as fu k and apologized like a hundred million times and got him and his ex husband a cab. Tried to be positive about image of his body. No. Apparently still a monster. -.- and can't explain we were all drunk.

Be a happy deer. Life comes in cycles. Keep enjoying life

Guy keeps playing with my junk but sounds like a serial killer. More news at11

Have you tried hitting it

Waking up with 1992 memories... At least I have coffee

Random thought. In the 4th grade, the janitor lady helped me. I had a retainer and bully took it at lunch. Weird story, but she helped me.

Recently had an ad about vaginal odor. I'm gay AF. Do women have an odor besides the childish fish taco? If so, can the fix for ass and poor hygiene amongst men be dealt with?

If you stop at a stop sign or red light, it is not the time to check your phone. Once in park, sure. Otherwise you're just as bad as a buzzed/drunk driver.

So thoughts and prayers? No? Ok I'm going to make dinner

Dad dog energy