"I know what you're trying to do, you're trying to get me to say which Sandwich I want, and I'm not going to fall unto that trap, all I'm going to say is that some of your Sandwiches are un-British, and I know this because someone said it on social media."

"FISH AND CHIPS WERE INVENTED BY IMMIGRANTS WHO WERE OPPOSED TO OUR GREAT BRITISH TRADITION OF ROAST BEEF AND I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THEY HAVE BEEN ROOTED OUT and a saveloy please."