I like the idea that JD Vance is now marked like Cain and cursed to wander the earth with the doors to all sandwich shops barred to him. Chased away from Firehouse Subs in Altoona by a crowd armed with sharpened sticks. Set upon outside the Erie Jersey Mike's by enraged locomotive assemblers

incurring the wrath of God, no longer able to have a normal one

may he never know the peace of having "the works"

may the capocollo turn to ash in his mouth

I have been to that locomotive facility. 🚂