Hell yeah! I follow the Instagram page that reposts it every Monday.

The more I see how men act in my women friend’s DMs, the more I understand why men are so reviled.

Paladin, Monk, Barbarian, Ranger, Cleric. I definitely knew I would get Paladin as my number one before even starting the quiz. The others definitely make sense, though. I’m compassionate, mindful, and loyal. I also make gut instinct decisions and never go against my morals.

That’s probably why I struggle with the term bisexual for myself. Would I have sex with a man? Sure. Have I ever met a man I would want to have sex with? No… Honestly, not even sure how my wife does it…and I’m exceptionally hygienic.

I actually love these.

The millennial urge to use GPS to a place you’ve been a hundred times.

Hey, they have me blocked too and I’m just a little guy. Glad to be in good company, though.

I fetishized my wife yesterday when I told her she was beautiful. A man is never allowed to find any woman attractive in any way, ever. You have two options, fetishize them or hate them, so it has been decreed.

What if I DoorDashed a single banana and left $100 tip? Like, just to be a wacky guy?