An exemplary practice in my workplace Slack is that whenever any piece of software causes a problem, someone quickly creates an emoji of Abe Simpson yelling at the logo called :old-man-yelling-at-[THING]:

at sufficient scale, small changes in metrics can have significant financial impact. the bigger companies get, the more it makes sense for them to be conservative

you could argue that this is actually following the original post's instructions

*looks at previous two employers* well, i guess ya got me there

it's still unclear as to whether i'm mary or someone else

something to aspire toward, tbh

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congratulations!

oh, have fun! Columbus is a great city