Bet the fucker would at least let go!

I have to be right at least once. Odds are in my favour

Apparently they let go if you stick a finger up their pumper… could be pitbulls… I’m not chancing it tbh

Why do people never bite back? At least you get to be a vampire. I’d prefer to be a werewolf but gotta take opportunities as they arise

If they have hayfever it would be advantageous

In Loki’s name! This is what happens when leftist linnekarite vordermanism is allowed to run rampant in the Great British pub! Where is the lukewarm John smiths of yore! 😂

Not anymore fayed snuffed it

Ere @danherb10.bsky.social seen this whisky jug! I’m tempted

And the chance of a finger up the pumper. Best left to Fulham crowd

Bummer 😮