It's actually "low key weird" for an adult man to have lots of hair. Grow up and start balding

What if I did both?

Hang on I think you're onto something here. Clearly this is peak male performance.

Roger that...

Amen!

Jealousy is also not a good look!

Best take ever! *for balding middle aged men

My 70 year old husband has Robert Plant hair.

telling the boys in the group chat its a sign of 'low T' (based on scientific misunderstanding but I need this?)

finally, someone said it

Well, fuck