I love to store fat in various parts of my body in order to increase my chances of surviving periods of famine

naw just put it all in one spot on your back

It's actually more for your brain, which sucks up too many calories and becomes real problematic if it doesn't have a constant source of glucose.

Being drought and famine resistant >>>

It's probably the thing I am best at in the world

Dying because a drought depleted my food sources for six months? Could never be me

This post doesn't make it easier for me to go run the stairs rn like I'm trying to do

That's definitely what I'm doing too

I mostly enjoy storing it in my big ass