I've designed a phone without all the annoying apps and features. There's just one big button you smash that says WIFE and it calls your wife. If you don't have a wife then you practice with it for when you do

I'll take three

glad to see the proliferation of wife-friendly platform infrastructure- finally

So the phone can call the moon? Where Alice lives? Because, “Bang… Zoom! To the moon Alice!” 🌝☎️

Still gonna give up and hand it to my kid when I can't figure out how to work it

Does it have a physical switch that turns off all radios and a removable battery?

On behalf of husbands everywhere, thank you sir 🫡

what if i have 2 wives (i dont have any but maybe in the future)

It calls YOUR wife? I think you may have miscalculated.

Wife certainly has a feature where phone shocks you to answer it. 10% reserve battery just for this feature