No problem I'll just "reduce my stress"
No self respecting adult man should buy a product called "Play station." Maybe if it was called "Work station" or "Commitment Console"
A posting website that's just annoying and not also evil is all we can ask for
I'm old enough to remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.
I'm ruined...
That "How will he wriggle out of this" tweet gets trotted out every time and he's never wriggled out of anything! He's a big dumbass who just happens to exist in this decrepit system. Probably can't believe his luck himself
Doctor: Your genetic tests were all fine so unfortunately the only other thing it could be is (putting hand on your shoulder) a skill issue
Hate when you flush the toilet and it gives you change. Real poopers know what I'm talking about
Sexually transmitted unease