Hollywood will come calling soon

Surely after the 68th message you're bound to say 'Yup, this is the guy for me and not a weird stalker'?

Pretty ballsy thing to do at that time though, but a move his family continue to rake it in from

Surely it's dangerous for the company too? If suddenly investors find it's overvalued they might dump it all and the share value drops to pennies?

"Oh... Don't pick it up there.... Ah.... Too late"

The current lack of bozos is almost unnerving, I look at replies and aren't immediately repulsed, gonna take some getting used to

I took Barrymore's word for it, which evidently could be a huge mistake

Same, I feel ashamed

I believe she also has a role as General Piss Receptacle too

Explained to the kids how Alec Guinness took a cut from star wars rather than straight up paycheck, they now think he's a genius and other actors are fools