I should go to the store and buy a gallon of pickles.

@jeffreykeese.bsky.social did you listen to the Sold a Story podcast?

@slamastack.bsky.social hey. We're having a good time here.

@jeffreykeese.bsky.social have you had these?

Candy corn is good actually

@podkatt.bsky.social seems early for king cake.

I've rediscovered that gen x gets very butthurt if you don't make everything about them all the time forever

I was stumped trying to figure out why I was sad but then I remembered that all day every day I see bodies of people in rubble, in pieces and I'm not allowed to talk about it in real life because I might get fired or someone will say I support terrorists when the terrorism I see is fined by my taxes

@etxgov.bsky.social imagine Tim Walz was your governor and picked the schools' BORs

Lolol this was a freebie and it's great. Guess where it's gonna go?