Objectively true

I haven’t used Reddit since Apollo shut down and I won’t lie I feel kinda empty

I don’t believe in god, but I think god believes in me. And if he can believe in me, I can believe in me.

*Deliver Us intensifies*

Whelp, Twitter won’t even let me tweet anymore because of Musk’s dumbassery, so I guess I’m here full time!

It’s not fair my friends aren’t here yet

That’s a lotta floof

I would never expect the co-host of CNN’s Crossfire to be a smart person.

Well when you put it like that

Oh shit it’s still in theatres? I haven’t had a chance to see it yet I’m gonna catch it on the screen!