"Sir, this is a Wendy's." But it's being said to a fish.

And it's LUDICROUSLY cheap, like us$5/month or so. It's worth it just to binge every season of Gamechanger.

She is. Absolute protagonist energy.

I was going to do that but I loaded up my browser and it was open on a Wikipedia page about beavers and that reminded me of the concept of the extended phenotype and then it was 5am.

The problem is that clouds are full of millions and millions of invisible chaos goblins.

We're aware of our mental illness and we're taking active steps to manage it healthily. Twitter is full of people in denial, making it everyone else's problem.

Why are all of these people so fucking weird???

Fuck it, they could just claim Egypt and the Arabian Peninsula while they're at it. It's not like The World's Policeman will stop them.

This graph is astonishing. The people that bang on about “natural birth” and “women have been doing this forever without help” need to be forced to stare at this until their eyes water.