Kevin claims to be a human, but he’s really a dragon in disguise.

I know what you mean!

That’s how they get you!😆

Not so different here. Small place, but I’m convinced Kevin can teleport himself elsewhere at times.

This is why I believe in the Universal Cat Distribution System™️: the right cat will appear when and where it is needed, whether the intended cat guardian knows it or not.

Sounds like me with many things, like tools, pens, cables, and even occasionally the cat. (Although he misplaces himself, on purpose! 😆)

Alas, no, because I only own one pair of scissors and I currently have no idea where they are.

My phone is doing obscene things. If anyone sees that I followed and unfollowed and followed again it’s the phone’s weird fuckery, not my executive function issues, I swear!

That is fine loaf form!

Honestly, best of both worlds. Here is a cat in return.