Panda takes a long time to cook properly

That musty smell? It was mold!

There are few things more tedious to watch than a youth baseball game featuring opposing awful pitchers. 🥱

Roll Damn GOP

Yeah, like I said, it’s beside the point. First thing that popped in my mind as a poll worker.

I know this isn’t important, but where is he that he can wear candidate shirts to his polling location?

You can show them.

She’s not wrong either. lol.

Yeah, I do. But I do get an “unable to connect to Ubisoft connect” error almost time.

Oh noooo. My wife just described one of my son’s baseball teammates as “the kid who runs like ET.” 😅☠️