This is a lot better than being bullied, thank you.

Tentative viewing strategy for #MLS#DecisionDay opening kickoffs; will change as games unfold East: Montréal-New York City on TV, Philadelphia-Cincinnati + D.C.-Charlotte on laptop West: Seattle-Portland on TV, Houston-LA Galaxy + Minnesota-St. Louis on laptop Bully me into changes.

I repeat: 🍒🍒🍒

Up the gd Cherries, imo

MLS Decision Day plotlines, in personal order of interest: - Can SJ hand LA Galaxy the West? - Will real stakes make SEAvPOR fun again? - Can NYCFC crash top 4? - Will MNUFC avoid play-in? - Can Rapids end tailspin in time? - Which coach tries reviving career on MLS 360? - Miami eyes points record

All I see are five reasons to hold out hope!

Welp.

The game within the game 🤌

That just means the real game is about to start.

Let’s play 5.