I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum, but falling asleep on the sofa and waking up to someone else watching the musical episode of star trek is like entering the 7th level of hell.

We got lucky: we thought we had 1 more year with preschool - we didn't even do the lottery! We walked into SFUSD offices on day 1 of the school year with TinyHuman and were like: hey. This one needs a school. They found one that was a 15 min bus ride away.

and if you live in SF, the K-12 system is more difficult and convoluted to navigate than college admissions.

Rewatching #HandmaidsTale and remembering that span of time with my ex where, when he'd take a shower, when he was ready he'd stomp 3 times loudly... that was my cue that he was ready for me to drop what I was doing to go shave his head for him.

My secret weapon is replacing the laces on my fashion sneakers with stretchy rubber or elastic jobs, which don't have to be tied, so I have both clean lines AND pull-on sneakers. Seriously, who wants to touch laces? Gross.

[chefskiss] Perfection. No notes.

Being sick is the *worst* but I have the absolute best helper a lil' sickypoo could ask for and that's my sweet little familiar. #KvotheAndBast #ThisIsBast

My fatal flaw is that I leave a space at the end of a sentence, even if it's the last sentence. Just hanging there. Wasting [space].

Books like this are so inspiring. If THIS can get printed, just think what you or I could do!

This looks like what "children should be seen and not heard" would look like as a photo.