It's official. Well, officialER.

I'm not sure what it says about me that my brain always misinterprets NYFW as NSFW but I *can* tell you it makes for much more interesting headlines.

Good morning from these two. #KvotheAndBast

Ahhh they do this in Seattle as well, it's infuriating. You gotta ambush them with that merge.

Good lord https://www.insider.com/august-flu-vs-covid-infection-rate-2023-8

No, you don't have the 'August flu.' It's probably COVID.

Almost no one gets an"August flu." Flu-like symptoms could mean you have COVID-19, and experts recommend you get tested to find out.

I mean, you probably should do that anyway. But don't let her catch you going outside without a jacket. You'll catch your death of cold.

Okay look Disgruntled Pelican*, I know my sneezes are loud but this is just insulting. *this is the name of my Apple watch

HECK YES

I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD REQUEST MARTINIS.

I hope Auto Tune got top billing in the credits, because she's doing ALL the heavy lifting.