Tell me you never worked in customer service without telling me you never worked in customer service
Second week of puppy school and Sabre's nervous, avoidant body language is appropriately demonstrating her need for this vest 😄
This dog looks comfier than I've ever felt 😄
The worst kind of bragging is humble bragging. I see you. I see what you're really doing 😑
Pathological waste
Hey dog...You should keep your eyes on the road when driving #safetyfirst
When will *italics* become available on platforms? It's so important to convey the correct tone when shitposting. I don't know how we as a society have managed to muddle through without it for so long. I need my posts to be able to *drip* with sarcasm
My current Bluesky brand is 'Too tired to be funny.' 🥴🙃
Remember: It's not cars vs cyclists, it's citizens versus the council/government who haven't created appropriate paths It's not you vs the other people fighting to have enough room on a flight, its citizens vs greedy corporations Its not you vs people on welfare, its citizens vs the greedy elite