If Trump wins I’ll have to go back to reading Men’s Health like in high school 😭
My ADHD superpower is waiting until there are 3 loads’ worth of dirty clothes, but then only washing 1 And only wearing those clothes until I wash them and only them again And forgetting the other clothes exist 🤗
Little artisanal chocolates, cute enamel pins, teeth, idk little things of glitter Normal stuff
Jesus saith unto her, Go, call thy husband. The woman answered & said, I have no husband. Jesus said, Thou hast well said, I have no husband For thou hast had five husbands; & he whom thou now hast is not thy husband. The woman saith unto him, The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check.
Unlocking middle-aged kinks like going “No, leave it on 😏” when your partner goes to take off their knee brace
“It is never enough for the reader of your words to be convinced; the goal is to *haunt*.” -Ta-Nehisi Coates
We sometimes get right-wing protestors at my lefty gay church And our priests tell us to ignore & not engage, which I get But if I’m ever in charge of a church, we’re gonna do things differently That’s right, bitch: reading challenge
When you’re h-word and alone that’s 🎶 H-O-T-T-O-G-O-O-N 🎶