Hottest and fairest are two different meanings.

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YOU GOT THIS WEEK!

Can I get a smoking pipe instead? I want the old man look and the pipe ties it all together

None that I know of

Good luck.

Impressive finger skills

Everything gets hotter. That's right, global warming is caused by two alphas docking.

Work at it, make your dream become reality. CRUSH THOSE THAT OPPOSE YOU. There's your uplifting comment

YOU FOOL, YOU DOOMED US ALL! We'll have cookie sandwiches now, because we can use cookies as bread!