Hi friends. Bluesky isn’t just a social media site. It’s a community. A community that lifts up voices and helps those in need. Today, I could use your help. I hate doing this, but due to circumstances beyond my control, I need to raise $25,000 to purchase the rotting Baby Sinclair puppet.

[extreme dan nainan voice] yeah too bad Samsung already made a phone that blows up

this is insane. unrelated but my daughter asked if I could make her some baked beans, about to teach her the lesson of a lifetime

provisioning 1000 free AWS student accounts and distributing bluesky's server load among them so that the steakums guy isn't on here talking about cognitive brain therapy

i want to see my favorite brands denounce the latest hate crime

or perhaps begin the most forbidden love the world has seen

ocean went woke

truly the appification of "is a hotdog a sandwich"

mr zuckerberg sir you are officially the georgehahn Gangster Of The Week