Walmart and Target. And the fine is $250. That'll scare 'em!

There is no store with 500 or more employees that labels its toy department by gender. None.

Mitzi the family matriarch enjoying her day.

Gizmo after his tomato sauce bath.

Kane surveying his domain.

Rape AND a sex scandal - maybe they think he's overqualified.

Downtown El Segundo is actually kind of nice, once you find it.

I've gotten 1 every 10 days. First one to my wife, second to her BFF. I'll start contributing very soon.

I remember it being an affectionate term Drill Sergeants liked to use.

Good thing none of them try to do the Mandarin inflections. What a mess that would be.