"He's going to break one of its wings, stick it on his dick and watch it spin around." Everyone lost their shit. We were laughing our asses off, but the guy hadn't said it very loud, so it was just this one little cluster of the audience around him. (cont)

Blinking through the tears in my eyes, I could see the rest of the audience craning their necks around, wondering what was going on. We calmed down and the theater fell silent. Then a confused voice asked, "He's gonna WHAT?"