If it’s not oozing out the hole you’re doing it wrong.
Hate when I have to yell “get out of the way, mom! I can’t see dad’s penis!” whenever I watch them have sex
Too much helmet
a beauty pageant where it’s teary eyed men that parade around like livestock for auction, mostly naked, after starving themselves for this moment, only for the judging panel to hold up: 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 3️⃣ 2️⃣
It’s in the story!!!! Hi Shira 🥰
I have spent a lifetime searching for the bacteria to end all bacteria, all so that I will never have to shower again.
What the fuck is it with frogs living in trees, how am I supposed to kiss them up there?
Sundays are for drinking coffee and getting drunk. At the same time.
My grandfather’s mother died when he was two from Spanish Flu. He was barely employed during The Great Depression. A kamikaze mission killed his 2 closest friends on the USS New Mexico. Paralyzed for last 25 years of life. Me? Grocery delivery can’t substitute creamer and it’s fists to the heavens.