monumental, but buried in one news cycle what the fucking fuck
It is a serious mistake to think that HR is there for /you/
Unbaptized veggies go to That Drawer of the Refrigerator
They’ll never get in there. Once the SPATULA OF DOOM tilts up - “Sarge, we gotta remove all the other drawers” “Okay, you foiled us /this/ time…”They’ll never get in there. Once the SPATULA OF DOOM tilts up - “Sarge, we gotta remove all the other drawers” “Okay, you foiled us /this/ time…”
I got a mass-murderer (not me, honest!) in my vanity search
3. "Look, it's a two-headed monkey!"
Typo argh oh wellTypo argh oh well
a mega-hurricane cane blew in and it's raining nitric acid now they're telling people "please stay in your cars" and naturally the super-rich will just fuel up their rockets and do it all again, this time on Mars
I used little bomb icons in the Atari ST's crash handler because people thought the earlier mushroom clouds I had drawn looked like little trees (they probably did; programmer art, right?) Trees would have been better
paearly.com/blog/2020/8/... "The joke of the world is...the rake in the grass, the one you step on, foot to forehead. It all comes together. In a twinkling. You have to admire the gag for its symmetry, accomplishing all with one right angle, the same right angle which accomplishes all philosophy"
