I mean, froggies just make everything better 🐸

Oh, yeah definitely. Apparently they're a lifesaver for cramps, according to some friends

I think one of my siblings had one that looked like a panda. They loved that thing until it pretty much fell apart. They also work well as weighted plushies for anxiety or sensory needs

You can even get microwave heating things that look like plushies, if you really have to go down that route

Then they'll just think up something else. Like ranking each other on what energy drink they like or some bs...no, wait, the gamers already do that

Literally telling us all to touch grass. Very brave of you, video game character.

Completely agree. If I can't be a weird little gremlin online, what's even the point?

Reminder that lots of people you encounter are hanging on to a thread by their fingernails so unless it's psychedelics, therapy, a meaningfully viable organizational roadmap, a hug, or some other real support, maybe ask yourself if what you're about to offer is helpful or if you're just startin shit